Pokémon sleeve in progress posted as requested by @yung-insomnia

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party for one

abhorrent-elms:

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

(via bxdshit)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

ittlebittle:

dateamonster:

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

(via snowdicking)

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(via ohgod-awesome-posts)

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

(via betterdays-will-come)

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

(via spongebobssquarepants)

lauristical:

madamebomb:

pr1nceshawn:

One time, when I was drunk…

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I JUST BECAME AN ORDAINED MINISTER

(Source: College Humor, via snowdicking)

lauristical:

madamebomb:

pr1nceshawn:

One time, when I was drunk…

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I JUST BECAME AN ORDAINED MINISTER

(Source: College Humor, via snowdicking)

80shorrormovie:

drunkportuguese:

80shorrormovie:

if the horror movie doesn’t have synth in the soundtrack is it really sexy?

I think you mean scary?

i absolutely don’t

(via snowdicking)